Mostly Harmless

I don’t understand why people bother to use Napster and it’s ilk — all you gotta do to get all the free MP3s that you can stand is put up an anonymous ftp server somewhere on the internet. Someone will find it, make a ‘hidden’ directory, and start loading you up. As a bonus you will also get the occasional movie and lots of pirated software.

Everything will be peachy until you get the bill from your ISP, then you will have a heart attack, most likely. That’s pretty much the reason that ‘they’ are using your server in the first place.