Mostly Harmless

I saw two former Survivor non-Survivors gracing the covers of Mademoiselle and Stuff during my last trip to the store, where I picked up new sheets and new towels but stopped short of buying matching washcloths for fear of creating a dangerous precedent.

Colleen is cute as ever in Mademoiselle. Amber is much hotter than ever in Stuff. I couldn’t bring myself to buy Stuff but I did flip through the relevant pages and can assure you that it’ll be worth the download.

I didn’t check out Mademoiselle ‘cuz it’s a chick mag. Besides,you can see Colleen walking, talking, and looking cute in The Animal — where her stage direction was apparently "stand in front of the camera and look cute, occasionally we’ll have you talk"; which she pulled off admirably.

With Survivor news out of the way you are now free to wait on the edge of your seat for Big Brother 2, starting July 5th.