Mostly Harmless

So, like, there’s this rodent that I’ve seen cruising across my living room a few times — late at night, out of the corner of my eye. I’m expecting that he, or she, will meet his, or her, doom very shortly.

I have purchased the finest in non-messy, yet deadly, mouse traps. Having 30% more power to crush the life from his, or her, tiny rodent body, while at the same time not rending the blood from said body.

Good design in mouse traps is important to me.